Husbands Store

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman
may go to choose a husband.


Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man
from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a husband. .


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good
looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:


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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!

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December 27, 2009 at 4:23 PM delete

sy pnh post entry psl nie.. haha.. kalo btl la ade mmg jd cmtu la... ;p

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SilentThinker
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December 29, 2009 at 9:20 PM delete

heheh ..betul3..so fikir2 kanlah
(^_^)

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Melor
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December 30, 2009 at 9:38 AM delete

yep,this is true...most of em..in ithink its equally applied to guys,tho

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SilentThinker
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December 30, 2009 at 8:31 PM delete

@Melor,
It's apply to both girls and guys,
whatever we had, we should be thankful..

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SilentThinker
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January 1, 2010 at 2:21 PM delete

@in_wired88
at least it make you smile (^_^)

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